I have a super important question for you guys… one that is highly relevant to my life and your answer might be what turns everything around for me… Ready?
WHY IS IT THAT 4 OUT OF EVERY 5 POTATO PEELERS SUCK ALL THE SHIT AND I NEVER HAVE THE 1 THAT IS DECENT AND WON’T SLICE MY FINGER INSTEAD OF THE THING I AM TRYING TO PEEL?!
Thank you for your consideration of this matter.
On that note, Dear Santa, if you would be so kind as to send a set of paring knives my way, that would be super awesome. Also, if you happen to toss in a potato masher, that would rock, since it turns out I don’t have one, which would have been handy information before I cut my finger tip and not the potato, which wouldn’t have been necessary if I hadn’t promised The Boy the poorly peeled mashed potatoes that I am about to mash with a fork… Your ever loving Mother of Elf…