Today’s moment of hilarity, out of the mouths of babes…
Today was my son’s classes field trip, to the local splash pad. For a day of romping in the waters, climbing at the park, and getting salty and sun baked together. A celebration, a bonding experience. A chance for children to say things that amuse and shock.
There I was being a helpful helper, helping one little darling lay our her wet clothes to dry. When her classmate looked at me and said “Are you Emily’s grandmother?”
No. NO little sweetheart, no I am not! (I am your classmates not quite 40 year old mother, thank you very much! Ok when you put it like that… but still, no thank you very much!)